One of the few things I miss about being single is logging on to the internet to watch men beat off.
Why would you need to be single to watch guys fap on the internet?
Mostly practical reasons. We live in an apartment the size of a shoebox and we generally work from home, and though she’s totally supportive of this blog, I think her tolerance for my porn habit would stop short of watching /listening to dudes jack off.
Tell her it’s research
That’s how I inform her that I’m going to masturbate. No joke.